I refuse to die until I see either sentient robots, first contact, virtual reality or all three
I will keep myself alive via pure spite and vitriol until I’m 300 years old
(via kaalashnikov)
In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.
OMFG!!!!!!!!!Lechuga.
(via platanos-fritos)
Consider that you can see less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum and hear less than 1% of the acoustic spectrum. As you read this, you are traveling at 220 km/sec across the galaxy. 90% of the cells in your body carry their own microbial DNA and are not “you.” The atoms in your body are 99.9999999999999999% empty space and none of them are the ones you were born with, but they all originated in the belly of a star. Human beings have 46 chromosomes, 2 less than the common potato.
The existence of the rainbow depends on the conical photoreceptors in your eyes; to animals without cones, the rainbow does not exist. So you don’t just look at a rainbow, you create it. This is pretty amazing, especially considering that all the beautiful colors you see represent less than 1% of the electromagnetic spectrum.
— NASA Lunar Science Institute, We Originated in the Belly of a Star (2012)
(Source: thinksquad, via goddessofcheese)
gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:
In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.
In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.
(via goddessofcheese)
Do you want to pretend you’re on a starship? By more than just engine sounds?
Then do I have the YouTube channel for you!
I use white noise videos a lot lately to drown out my dad’s snoring, but oh my god this is the best.
YouTube user ender4lyfe has made a number of starship ambience white noise videos, but unlike other starship white noise videos, the sound is not just limited to the sound of the engine or warp core. They have included a multitude of other sound effects to make you really feel like you’re right there on the starship, including opening doors, button bloops, and even conversations among the crew in the background! In the Voyager Warp Core one (which is the one in the thumbnail), you can hear B’Elanna and Tom arguing quietly in the background, and in Ten Forward, you can hear Keiko talking about her day.Included in the channel are:
- TOS USS Enterprise Bridge
- TNG USS Enterprise-D Bridge (+ extended version which is an hour long)
- TNG Ten Forward
- TNG USS Enterprise-D Engineering Warp Core
- TNG Cargo Bay
- VOY USS Voyager Bridge
- VOY USS Voyager Engineering Warp Core
- DS9 Infirmary
- DS9 Quark’s Bar (Busy Night)
- DS9 Quark’s Bar (Slow Night)
- DS9 Station OPS
Go forth and let your imagination soar, fellow officers (or foreign dignitaries, civilians, crew families, etc.)!
(via apostates)
sex playlist:
- german naruto opening
- *shinji screaming*
- stock sound effect of an elephant
- rockstar by nickleback
- “anime” by soulja boy
- a 6 year old boy making fart noises
- monks chanting
- obama
I took the liberty of compiling the playlist for yall. You’re welcome
(via lolibattlemachine)
the real question is
if you had to choose between world peace and living in the Star Trek universe what colour would your shirt be
(Source: sweetfleet, via startreksucks)
