ergi

masseffectheadcanons:

“Miranda knows people dislike her for being “perfect” and not letting anyone forget about it. But she brags and complains about it to feel more human. She doesn’t have a mother, she doesn’t really have a father. She’s a construct, like the geth, created by scientists and technicians. She’s afraid that out of everyone on the crew she’s the only real alien. she’s terrified that sooner or later the others will come to the same conclusion.”

Submitted by selfmetonomy.

Yes, a thousand times, yes
ily miri 

masseffectheadcanons:

“When Sheperd was being resurrected, everyday for two years Joker would visit him/her.”

Submitted by anonymous.

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man joker should totally be a romance option for shep

masseffectheadcanons:

Cinema (Skrillex Radio Edit)-Benny Benassi

“He would never admit it to her, but the Skrillex remix of Benny Benassi’s Cinema reminds Garrus of Shepard.”
Submitters note: I was inspired by this headcanon.

Submitted by anonymous.

im ok with this

I must have this on principle

“It took even more discipline not to laugh when the turian proceeded to stroll towards her with his arms out, in the most ridiculous walk she’d ever seen. He strutted, really, like some sort of big ass awkward space peacock, and the blue and green he wore didn’t do much to dispel the mental image.”