mattalliccolouredphallusinmybutt:
sometimes I sit at my desk and think
“hey.
you know what?
I am a human being. I am a marvel of millions of years of evolution (or 4000 years of brilliant engineering, depends on your religion), and I have an amazing personality.
I am important to people, with a personality and a life to call my own.
I should go out and do something with my life; contribute to the world in some meaningful way.
I HAVE A LI—”
(Source: metalliccolouredphallus, via scumbag-vanguard)
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Story of my life.
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…Gratuitous post about myself.
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