it makes me so angry if you google “futuristic phone” or something like that its all the ugliest phones ive ever seen in my life and like 90% of the time a key feature is that you can bend the phone and i am just like who out there is bending their phone and why i need to know thats horrible and conceptually a glass phone is cool and pretty but realistically i don’t want everyone...
[Obama’s] words will be little consolation for 8-year-old Nabila, who, on Oct....– The Forgotten Victims of Obama’s Drone War (via theamericanbear)
gayerthanjew: i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
foucaultthehaters: Your praxis is so liberal you try to consume “ethically.”
michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!” j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
White parents : May I come in?
My Parents: abre la pinche puerta quien chingaos te dio permiso de echarle seguro ni que tu pagaras los pinches biles.
thestolencaryatid replied to your photo: Alta resolución → hahahah what is this a webcomic that looked kind of cute i’ve just started it and this came up and i couldn’t stop laughing at this particular panel http://www.olympusoverdrive.com
I think marriage in general is not a healthy institution in our society. If...– bell hooks (via tabularasae)
fartgallery: 4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.– F. Scott Fitzgerald. (via feelmyakinesia)
laffbending: can we just remember that joan calling irene a ‘bitch’ comes directly after irene dehumanizes joan, a woman of color, as a ‘mascot’? and yet i’ve seen twice as many complaints about joan’s misogyny than i have about irene’s racism (and hell, not even going to cut corners, racialized misogyny since it’s dehumanizing a woman of color as an object for a white man)? wish some of y’all...
Moriarty underestimating Joan, to whom she referred as Sherlock’s “mascot,” is...– Elementary finale recap at rickey.org (via 22drunkb)
sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
i have to take that test in eight and a half hours i can’t sleep wish i would turn into a cat and then lead the life of a miyazaki character instead
frijoliz: someone needs to urge these college-types that their 420 smoke kush jokes should be retired.
Why isn't New Orleans Mother's Day parade shooting... →
historyintheworks: A telling excerpt: “Unforunately, though, I’ve learned to redefine what constitutes an American tragedy. American tragedies occur where middle America frequents every day: airplanes, business offices, marathons. Where there persists a tangible fear that this could happen to any of us. And rightfully so. Deaths and mayhem anywhere are tragic. That should always be the case....